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cheeseandrices
  • Town/Country : Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17952) - you deserved it (5759)

On 04/18/2014 at 2:24pm - animals - by hold your horses pony boy - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39115) - you deserved it (10834)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20096) - you deserved it (4757)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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