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About cheekyterier : I am fifteen years old, and from Canada. I love music, tea, books, makeup, baking and social media. I'm really mature for my age, and really sarcastic. Stupid people get on my nerves very easily, so my comments can get rude and offensive. Go ahead and hate me, I doubt internet people whom I've never met will change my life drastically.
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yesterday I was taking a shower with mah boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closd he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into mah eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot an sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food an toss it on the floor. FML
Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML
2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Friday 27 March 2015