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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40386) - you deserved it (5618)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, mah dad walked in on me and mah grlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32374) - you deserved it (7974)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML

#17912138
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8419) - you deserved it (33333)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay 4 the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed an paid 4 his own ticket. Then he went ahead an saw the movie without me.

#17908594
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45643) - you deserved it (6962)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12539) - you deserved it (50126)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I was trying to fine my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It containd a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missd that one. real FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39202) - you deserved it (7058)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38447) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I checkd the camera I set up to find outho has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. real FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)



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