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chaoss10's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32707) - you deserved it (4826)

On 01/08/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33432) - you deserved it (4503)

On 10/14/2014 at 9:06pm - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML

#21105078
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70345) - you deserved it (6794)

On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

#21102110
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44228) - you deserved it (5396)

On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML

#21089760
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3984)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML

#8665468
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11506) - you deserved it (25729)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Ellen (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18517) - you deserved it (365238)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (314752)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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