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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Visits<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 1:11am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 8:56am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 11:00am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 10:53am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 4:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 3:21pm<b>littlebuck84</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 7:40pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 9:52pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 1:05am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 3:49pm<b>ughitseve</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 3:23pm<b>brentt2711</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 3:20pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 1:56pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 11:32am<b>leslieshrader</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 1:54pm<b>WKAYULREO</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 4:53pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 5:39pm

Fucked!<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:54pm<b>littlebuck84</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 11:32am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 5:22pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 7:20pm<b>leslieshrader</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 2:40pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:30pm<b>hkhan24</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:44pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 7:12pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:45pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 7:34pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 5:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 8:11am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:06pm<b>olpally</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 7:14am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:15pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 1:39am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 2:44pm

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chaoss10's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts can reduce dementia then added, "You're welcome." FML

by anon / 11/09/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, my country elected a man who thinks global warming is a hoax. FML

by mycountryisdumb / 11/09/2016 at 1:54am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

by SnapeIsGood / 11/08/2016 at 4:44am / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health

Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML

by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML

by Krystl / 09/18/2016 at 12:35pm / Australia / Work

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashes into me from behind. I get out of my car and tell him that I'm going to call the cops. He then asks me if we can move to a corner because we're blocking the way, so then get back in to move. I look in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2016 at 11:40pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

by toto13660 / 06/29/2016 at 4:10pm / Animals

Today, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. FML

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother goes, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" and my mom says "I'm a headmaster", and my dad goes, "Oh yeah she is." FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML

by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying 2 minutes of my life. FML

by Xandriajoy10 / 03/08/2016 at 6:56am / Australia / Animals

Today, since I've been paying attention to my newborn, my pet cockatoo learned to cry like the baby on the middle of the night. I haven't gotten more than four hours of sleep. FML

by bird problems / 03/07/2016 at 12:42pm / United States (Utah) / Animals