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chanellgymnast

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About chanellgymnast : I'm Laura. Spontaneous, compassionate, and a hopeless romantic. Madly in love with life, dogs, and chocolate. :-)

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Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

#21403387
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (2239)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:54pm - misc - by Eternal Servitude - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31417) - you deserved it (6105)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

#21398967
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (2300)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

#21398409
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (8638)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by almost_a_pro - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31460) - you deserved it (2343)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML

#21397265
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27594) - you deserved it (10204)

On 04/21/2015 at 3:55am - health - by Not dying. (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32368) - you deserved it (3454)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15228) - you deserved it (28956)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

#21394708
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (2786)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (5745)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML

#21394235
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29936) - you deserved it (3755)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm - misc - by Drill Drilled - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

#21393558
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35978) - you deserved it (3580)

On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML

#21393477
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (3984)

On 04/14/2015 at 11:08am - health - by howaboutthemcarrots - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (2635)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)



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