About chandlerbelacic : I love Harry Potter. It is my life. Anime as well is a big part of my life. I also love to fly with my grandpa in our Mooney M20j as he taught me to fly. (We also have a Piper Cub and a Beechcraft Baron but I like the feel of the Mooney the best). And, I also like to go boating on Lake Erie. I am fluent in French, English and Japanese. For some reason, foreign languages are fun. I am the descendant of two European royal families (French bourbon bloodline and the old Czech monarch regime). If the Czech Republic still had a royal family like before their revolution, I'd be a crowned prince. Cheese disgusts me. And sushi is god's gift to the world of food. I am a second degree black belt in tae kwon do, and judo. I also do kendo. I guess I should mention I am also a weapons expert. Particularly with the katana and staff. I have probably seen every movie out there. Horror films are awesome. I play the saxophone, and piano both very well. Message me!
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by life insurance for 1 / 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Amber / 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Work
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
by bestiality? do I look like a pig? / 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
by gooddeedgonebad / 05/26/2013 at 5:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
by Cristoforo / 05/25/2013 at 4:19am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm / Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 1:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2013 at 11:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by disappointed dad / 05/19/2013 at 3:35am / United States / Kids
Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML
by mackmackey / 05/18/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
by magomag / 05/14/2013 at 12:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…