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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 42785
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chanceuse : I'm going to be a sophomore at VCU in the fall. I'm double majoring in criminal justice and psychology, and minoring in homeland security. And that's about it.

chanceuse's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:30pm<b>angiotensin</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 9:47pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 6:39pm<b>jaegerpilot</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 2:54pm<b>Jreslier</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:16am<b>straww</b> - the 09/01/2013 at 7:07pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 1:00am<b>alex_vik</b> - the 10/19/2009 at 7:46pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 10/19/2009 at 6:19pm<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 05/29/2009 at 10:52am<b>slayergirlkal</b> - the 05/02/2009 at 11:32am<b>lovelymess</b> - the 04/30/2009 at 8:18pm<b>username666</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 5:16pm<b>playahtee</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 11:53pm<b>chubs</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 5:57pm<b>ILIEKGIRLS</b> - the 04/25/2009 at 11:29am<b>hk</b> - the 04/24/2009 at 1:45am<b>sk8tildeath777</b> - the 04/23/2009 at 11:30pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:30pm

chanceuse's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

chanceuse's favorite FMLs

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Alabama) / Transportation

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

by gabormelchior / 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

by gabormelchior / 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML

by SuperBunny / 04/20/2009 at 3:59am / United States (California) / Love