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chance456

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About chance456 : hey my name is chance kik md chance2500

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chance456's favorite FMLs

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (50568)

On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52585) - you deserved it (4621)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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