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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7732
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About chalkdust : If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a thesaurus.

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chalkdust's favorite FMLs

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love