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Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40789) - you deserved it (2954)

On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, I playd a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He respondd by making me stand outside an watch as he keyd both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

#20944097
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35925) - you deserved it (41439)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59225) - you deserved it (5640)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, during dinner, mah mom told mah dad and me in great detail about the "awesome" new cosmetic surgery idea she just had: constructing earlobes fir lobeless ears, using skin taken from women's labia . I was forced to sit through this until I finished mah plate .

#20941234
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/01/2013 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Champignon (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about. During the interview, I struggled to get my words out and the interviewer angrily told me to, "Get on with it." I continued to struggle and was later kicked out for wasting thier time. I have a stutter. FML

#20937756
108 comments

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59073) - you deserved it (3540)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Taday My Bully Made Me Cry Once Again. It's Been Going On For Weeks. I Don't Know Who To Turn To; I Can't Say Anything Because I'd Get Into Even More Trouble. He Even Stole My Nintendo 3DS And Won't Give It Back. My Bully Is My Grlfriend's Son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (50703)

On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today in a fit of looool jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

#20899473
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41744) - you deserved it (2671)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter said she wantd to become a "baby name expert". I chortld, until I lookd it up. They actually exist. FML

#20896486
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34148) - you deserved it (4684)

On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

today te grl I like sent me a nude poto of erself!! Being a potograper , all I could tink about was ow grainy te poto was , and te variou ways it could be fixed!! FML

#20889340
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43515) - you deserved it (19378)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer kept harassing me and threatening to sue me 4 all I'm worth cuz I wouldn't give her a free refill. Her reasoning was that it's ( illegal ) to deny people a free refill if there's still a little drink left in the cup. FML

#20871774
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45358) - you deserved it (3527)

On 09/07/2013 at 5:43pm - work - by goshoveafuckingfrappuccinoupyourvagyoupsychocunt (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

#20867471
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39627) - you deserved it (6693)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)



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