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cesar_caf
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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