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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2100
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30887) - you deserved it (12949)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42912) - you deserved it (4364)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

#5984372
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17025) - you deserved it (28382)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (52523)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
158 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

#5703197
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7931) - you deserved it (51122)

On 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by imok (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

#5686873
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38372) - you deserved it (32650)

On 10/06/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by 3LLI0TT (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML

#5336281
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19282) - you deserved it (58902)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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