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cera1999

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cera1999 : I love animals, sports, anime, manga, The legend of Zelda, Mario, reading overall, I hate talking, and am antisocial

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cera1999's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

by oh why... / 12/20/2013 at 9:51am / United States / Love

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

by bnc / 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy