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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cera1999 : I love animals, sports, anime, manga, The legend of Zelda, Mario, reading overall, I hate talking, and am antisocial

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Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

#20998964
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50519) - you deserved it (4063)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45033) - you deserved it (3707)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (250582) - you deserved it (32421)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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