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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 121
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cera1999 : I love animals, sports, anime, manga, The legend of Zelda, Mario, reading overall, I hate talking, and am antisocial

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Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50441) - you deserved it (4058)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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