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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1970 (45 years)
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Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML


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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML


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On 12/26/2011 at 12:56pm - love - by flowerman - United States

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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