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About ce1ine : I currently attend a single-sex boarding school. Explains why I have posted so many FMLs.

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Today, mah boyfriend wantd me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He think it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. fat FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60686) - you deserved it (5654)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today... I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My grlfriend lookd at it and said "Oh look... now he's R1-D1". It was super cute... but I couldn't help thinking... "That's not how the numbering system works 4 droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13749) - you deserved it (48102)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34872) - you deserved it (25416)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to putted flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45655) - you deserved it (7724)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today... I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming mah boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship... he already has two kids from getting grls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the frst two times. FML

#13708556
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25218) - you deserved it (15319)

On 11/03/2010 at 11:16pm - love - by bummed (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today.. . I found out tat my best friend lost er virginity to my fater . Her excuse? Se was drunk . His excuse? ( Se's ot . ) FML

#13642352
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53677) - you deserved it (4008)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... my crush walkd me home. As my mom opens the door... she tells me in Russian how looool ugly he is... and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world... he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42856) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38195) - you deserved it (12407)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. looool FML

#11723060
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62527) - you deserved it (8539)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, A WASP FLEW INTO MAH ROOM. WHILE I, A 6'2" HOCKEY PLAYER, COWERED IN THE CORNER, MAH 4'11" GIRLFRIEND KILLED IT. FML

#8770884
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (37776)

On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36364) - you deserved it (7649)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45868) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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