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cdgrayson

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cdgrayson

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About cdgrayson : Just another loser... I read a lot and do meaningless things the rest of the time...

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cdgrayson's favorite FMLs

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18855) - you deserved it (1405)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41121) - you deserved it (8378) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)



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