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cbelanger

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cbelanger

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cbelanger : I'm Courtney and I am 22. I live in NY. I love funny things and so I feel like I'm in the right place :p

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cbelanger's favorite FMLs

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

#21425373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33297) - you deserved it (1687)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

#927038
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67674) - you deserved it (9349)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)



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