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cbaidchris
  • Town/Country : Scottsdale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cbaidchris : Been on FML for a bit, finally decided to get an account.
17 Arizona...hate it here
Go to school, pretty good student
Play basketball all day
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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24084) - you deserved it (4190)

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