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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 713
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Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15278) - you deserved it (25343)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38911) - you deserved it (3364)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (31262)

On 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm - health - by fml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24073) - you deserved it (6916)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version



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