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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About caymille : I like how you roll, keep it coming. A mi me gusta leer sobre los actividades mal de las personas. Pienso que es muy comico y todas las dias me hace felíz. Si, puedo hablar en ingles! Ten una dia fenomenal!

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Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63729) - you deserved it (5424)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43165) - you deserved it (8891)

On 04/29/2013 at 9:39am - work - by sdeeter (man) - United States

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