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  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37817) - you deserved it (4368)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (13261)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13777) - you deserved it (27375)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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