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About catsightly : I like Swedish bands, musicals, and cats.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML


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