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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 May 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47652) - you deserved it (6930)

On 08/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by -.- - United States

Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

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On 07/11/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by almost jobless - United States

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden



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