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  • Number of visits : 284
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About castelluccio : Howdy!
I'm a southern girl with a big heart.
I play softball and volleyball.
I'm not shy at all.

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Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

#20620111
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64153) - you deserved it (13434)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Today, 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school !! The officer said they were reddish pink, so we sereched the house for that kind of pill !! Turns out it was dog's medicine from over 4 yeres ago !! FML

#20620041
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (4096)

On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk !! As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told mah husband we should head home !! He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him !! mega FML

#20619241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48218) - you deserved it (4036)

On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. mega FML

#20618965
128 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today... my seven-year-old nephew challengd me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me... and then askd my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52513) - you deserved it (21471)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

2day I was fred on my second day of work after a year an a half of unemployment!! Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy"!! FML

#20617597
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (3270)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

yesterday I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flower and cocolate from an ( Anonymou Admirer ). Se immediately dumped me, saying se couldn't be wit someoneo ( isn't even as romantic as a stranger ). Yep, I looool tink I just got dumped for myself. FML

#20616571
99 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

#20616531
74 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by traitor (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY MY PREGNANT WIFE PAGED MY EMERGENCY LINE AT WORK. THINKING SHE WAS IN SERIOUS DANGER I RACED HOME AND FOUND HER HYSTERICALLY CRYING. WHEN I ASKED HER WAT WAS GOING ON SHE REPLIED "THE DOGS WON'T STOP BARKING!" FML

#20615372
115 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovarad wy ma boss kapt on scaduling ma to work doublas almost avary day. It wasn't bacausa sa knaw I naadad ta axtra monay; sa was oping tat ma boyfriand would braak up wit ma bacausa I'm navar oma, and data ar instaad. It workad. FML

#20615252
144 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I walked in on my looool brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today... after a few weeks of mah friend pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend... I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes... peanut butter... and it appear that mah boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

#20612533
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68592) - you deserved it (4848)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah boyfriend and I got into an argument . Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house for comfort looool . My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for bieng "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him . FML

#20612336
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49129) - you deserved it (5790)

On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41102) - you deserved it (14225)

On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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