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Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML


I agree, your life sucks (79188) - you deserved it (8335)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML


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