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About carry_on : As in: Keep Calm and Carry on but that username was already taken.
I'm 21, i'm at university and I spend far too much time on here reading and commenting on FML's when I should be working. I've also become obsessed with collecting the 'badges' on here.
Feel free to message me.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Friday 22 May 2015