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About carry_on : As in: Keep Calm and Carry on but that username was already taken.

I'm 21, i'm at university and I spend far too much time on here reading and commenting on FML's when I should be working. I've also become obsessed with collecting the 'badges' on here.

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carry_on's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34155) - you deserved it (4788)

On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42989) - you deserved it (2914)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28289) - you deserved it (5884)

On 01/21/2013 at 9:41pm - health - by ouch (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

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