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carry_on

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  • Number of visits : 2376
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About carry_on : As in: Keep Calm and Carry on but that username was already taken.

I'm 21, i'm at university and I spend far too much time on here reading and commenting on FML's when I should be working. I've also become obsessed with collecting the 'badges' on here.

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Taday whila raading in tha bath I accidantally switchd tha showar on. Not wanting mah book to gat soakd I thraw it out of tha tub. Whan I got out of tha tub latar I found it had landd squaraly in tha toilat. FML

#20479000
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (11373)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by stelssy (woman) - United States

Taday I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. mega FML

#20478247
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (3862)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah daughter trid to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was cuz a hot coal somehow workd its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. real FML

#20478067
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26377) - you deserved it (2173)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING MAH 9 MONTH PREGNANT SISTER AROUND IN OUR GOLF CART AND IT DID!! I HAD TO PUSH IT THE REST OF THE WAY HOME!! SHE WOULDN'T STOP FAKING GOING INTO LABOR!! FML

#20477938
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (3968)

On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , at mah 6-year-old son's brthday party , I had to explain to mah boyfriend that it's not okay to use condom as party balloons . FML

#20477498
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (5906)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO BUY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FIR MAH BOYFRIEND . WHILE BUYING HIM A SWEATER, THE CASHIER TRID TO UP-SALE ME BY ASKING IF MAH BOYFRIEND WORE BRIEFS OR BOXERS, BECAUSE BOTH WERE ON SALE . NOT THINKING, I BLURTD OUT, "I DON'T KNOW, THEY JUST COME OFF." FML

#20477493
61 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by awkwardturtle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry 4 her, had this not been her 7th husband. looool FML

#20476021
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33582) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/24/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by HereWeGoAgain (woman) - United States

Today, I found mah boyfriend's Facebook page . I also found his wife's . FML

#20475642
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (4852)

On 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm - love - by ohokay (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything!! Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors!! I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book!! FML

#20475517
138 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Taday mah friend set me up on a blind date to get mah mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall muscular handsome. But while we were watching a movie I saw him dig around in his nose then wipe his finger on mah pants. FML

#20474869
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34709) - you deserved it (3969)

On 01/23/2013 at 1:44pm - love - by Stickysituation - United States (New York)

Today, mah school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

#20474800
113 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday mah boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML

#20474595
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48441) - you deserved it (5635)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:57am - intimacy - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 yeres old. FML

#20474414
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35853) - you deserved it (3654)

On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I was talking to grandma an I mentioned te fact tat tomatoes are tecnically fruit!! It's been an our an se's still yelling, accusing me of lying to er!! FML

#20473723
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26467) - you deserved it (4281)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interestd in 4 some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's pickd up an STD from unprotectd sex. FML

#20472998
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31494) - you deserved it (3576)

On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States



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