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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (22 years)
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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24588) - you deserved it (36893)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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