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carrotsex

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carrotsex : I like to do stuff. Who doesn't?

carrotsex's page activity

Visits<b>darpn</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:36am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 7:08pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 11:09am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 12:07am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 9:28pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 1:12am<b>acetl87</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 5:54pm<b>MickiJ</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 2:33pm

Fucked!<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 1:08am

carrotsex's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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carrotsex's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

by Brock / 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous