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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carrotsex : I like to do stuff. Who doesn't?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23581) - you deserved it (35855)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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