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  • Town/Country : Atlanta, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Fucked!<b>doubledutchy</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Shadowvoid</b> - yesterday at 6:01pm<b>NerdyMusician</b> - yesterday at 1:13pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 6:07am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 5:16pm<b>RaNdOmIzEd2017</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 9:55am<b>Willman757</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 4:27am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 3:28pm<b>ChristDesi</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 8:01am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 9:35pm<b>Fernan510</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 10:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 11/03/2016 at 8:55pm<b>hmad</b> - the 10/29/2016 at 5:30pm<b>melbournearsenal</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 1:14pm<b>davidl7</b> - the 10/25/2016 at 3:46am<b>GlennGuagmire</b> - the 10/24/2016 at 9:15pm<b>rashadkhanracing</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 10:44am<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 4:45am

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Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML

by ftt / 12/06/2016 at 10:22am / Geek

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

by BejeweledJizz / 11/05/2016 at 8:29am / Intimacy

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML

by chickfilady / 07/28/2016 at 11:10pm / Work

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

by Lil Bro / 07/16/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

by Dirty_Mind_69 / 07/20/2013 at 4:35am / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

by Ihatemyjob / 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

by guy / 03/15/2013 at 1:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 12:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

by fviz / 02/07/2013 at 4:51am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

by Female / 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

by shiney100893 / 01/14/2013 at 7:56am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love