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Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining ow se looks like an attractive celebrity. Se respondd wit a picture of a very unattractive lady and askd if se lookd like tat. I told er if se ad been caugt in a burning building, ten yes, tat would look like er. It was of er mom. FML

yesterday I recieved a friend request on Facebook from a grl I've had a crush on 4 a while. As I was about to accept it , it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on name by accident , an didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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On 04/24/2014 at 11:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A looool huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, ( I'm not finished yet ). At the next stop I putted down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was ( head ), so I pointd to mah face. Nobody on mah team got it. But they did guess, ( Ugly?! ) FML

#21024059
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On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

2DAY I SAT DOWN WITH MY DAUGHTER TO HAVE THE SEX TALK, CUZ SHE RECENTLY STARTED SEEING A GUY. I MENTIONED AT ONE POINT HOW DISAPPOINTED I WOULD BE IF SHE GOT PREGNANT. SHE WENT WIDE-EYED AND ASKED, "DIDN'T MOM TELL YOU?" FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML

#20942318
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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Yesterday I Took My Two And A Half Year-old Son Trick Or Treating Fir The First Time In Our New Nieghborhood. At The Very First House, A Girl Told Us We Were Too Early And Slammed The Door In Our Face. My Son Cried. FML

Today Mah Girlfriend Decided To Break Up With Me Over Facebook. Unfortunately She "accidentally" Posted It On Mah Wall Instead Of Sending Me A Message So The Whole World Could See It. My Mom Liked Her Post. FML

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On 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I found out tat... altoug I ave te same job title and complete te same work as my male colleagues... I get paid 15% less... purely cuz I'm a girl. FML

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On 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, a radio show asked the question, ( Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo? ) I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. FML

#20939023
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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I rushd to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologizd for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He respondd with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands."

#20937985
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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a brthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. Frst thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. real FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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