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carecow
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1498
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About carecow : I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and I realize that I'm dragging a stolen mannequin across a parking lot.

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carecow's favorite FMLs

Today, for my Christmas bonus at work, I got a potted plant and some lotion. FML

by whut / 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm / United States / Work

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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