About carecow : I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and I realize that I'm dragging a stolen mannequin across a parking lot.
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by whut / 12/23/2014 at 3:58pm / United States / Work
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy
by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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