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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
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I agree, your life sucks (40086) - you deserved it (4734)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realized I forgot to submit the assignment and missed the deadline. I now have to tell my group that we automatically failed. FML

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51969) - you deserved it (6655)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45536) - you deserved it (20157)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States



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