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About captenawesome : Although I don't enjoy most people's company, I enjoy their misfortunes.

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Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36763) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS CHECKING THE FAMILY'S COMPUTER HISTORY, AND FOUND THAT ( SHREK PORN ) HAD BEEN SEARCHD MULTIPLE TIMES. FML

#21365639
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (3075)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41767) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he crid out, ( Call me Jesus! ) Yeah... I think we're done with that. big fat FML

#21340673
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/19/2015 at 11:42pm - intimacy - by BDSM4Jesus - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I woke up at 4am needing a piss... only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30152) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I ave a crus on. Se lookd at me werdly an walkd away. I ten rememberd tat my friend wrote ( penis ) on te wrapper. FML

#21314853
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (6830)

On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. fat FML

#21310077
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31715) - you deserved it (3513)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (2272)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29827) - you deserved it (7896)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I walkd in on mah boyfriend jerking off tohat I thought was porn on his phone . He was actually beating it to Siri's voice . FML

#21280577
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37018) - you deserved it (3455)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

2day ma son said is frst word!! Unfortunately , tat word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself tat e's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it!! FML

#21225778
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40247) - you deserved it (7214)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today... mah wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. mega FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58091) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)



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