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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About captainleezy : I'm 25 years old. I have a great wife and a great daughter. I love them both to death. Other than that I live my life as there is no tomorrow.

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captainleezy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML

#20705634
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53639) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/04/2013 at 3:11pm - love - by TheThirdWheel - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56925) - you deserved it (3660)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82513) - you deserved it (3509)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55632) - you deserved it (16880)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

#20701422
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64014) - you deserved it (6086)

On 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm - intimacy - by Kay (woman) - India (Andhra Pradesh)

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

#20698818
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85287) - you deserved it (5835)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

#2697150
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75086) - you deserved it (5886)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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