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  • Number of visits : 818
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About captaininouille : Hey! I answer to pm! ;)

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Visits<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 8:45pm<b>christian1509</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 4:20am<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:15pm<b>Notyours007</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:26pm<b>Sir_Cow</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:23am<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 8:42pm<b>noah_1234</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:56pm<b>HaKai13</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:02pm<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:01am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Jenn_love69</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 9:17am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 3:09pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 12:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:03am<b>Jmac136</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:30pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:49pm<b>salih</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:28am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:44pm

Fucked!<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:14am<b>Sir_Cow</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 5:24pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 2:39am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:25am<b>Fyrepower</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:36am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:22am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:31pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 11:43am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:17pm<b>jaakeeyy1</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:39pm<b>krishgad</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:10pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:16am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:01am<b>MortenM</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:58pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:54am<b>jbobs</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:34pm<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 5:33pm<b>britzy_03</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 10:41pm

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captaininouille's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

by whywouldyoudothat / 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

by scared / 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm / Canada / Transportation

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 7:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids