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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1935 (80 years)
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Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML


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On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML


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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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