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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About cantthinkofawitt : Uh, hello! If you're checking out my status you're either here to troll, argue or stalk. Either way, bring it on. If you just want to chat, send a message. Can't promise a reply though

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