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  • Town/Country : Dover, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13063) - you deserved it (35013)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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