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About callmepandah : Swedish fangirl that lives on TV-shows, ifunny and bad luck. FML is really my app. Send a message if u feel like it, I'm pretty much a loner. Um, I wish I watched baseball and liked a team but Sweden is not really into it. I like hockey, and food. Music is perfect. And pizza. I you don't like music you are like satan. And that's an insult to Satan. #bewhoyouwannabe tho. Um this is getting long. I'm gonna go now. Have a good day (unless you don't like pizza). :)

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callmepandah's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42513) - you deserved it (8082)

On 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm - work - by mister_pinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55576) - you deserved it (10002)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (3030)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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