About callmepandah : Swedish fangirl that lives on TV-shows, ifunny and bad luck. FML is really my app. Send a message if u feel like it, I'm pretty much a loner. Um, I wish I watched baseball and liked a team but Sweden is not really into it. I like hockey, and food. Music is perfect. And pizza. I you don't like music you are like satan. And that's an insult to Satan. #bewhoyouwannabe tho. Um this is getting long. I'm gonna go now. Have a good day (unless you don't like pizza). :)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
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callmepandah's favorite FMLs
Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
by mister_pinky / 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by awkward / 02/22/2014 at 12:39am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
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