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callmepandah

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About callmepandah : Swedish fangirl that lives on TV-shows, ifunny and bad luck. FML is really my app. Send a message if u feel like it, I'm pretty much a loner. Um, I wish I watched baseball and liked a team but Sweden is not really into it. I like hockey, and food. Music is perfect. And pizza. I you don't like music you are like satan. And that's an insult to Satan. #bewhoyouwannabe tho. Um this is getting long. I'm gonna go now. Have a good day (unless you don't like pizza). :)

callmepandah's page activity

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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callmepandah's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

by mister_pinky / 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

by awkward / 02/22/2014 at 12:39am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love