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  • Town/Country : Weatherford, United States of America
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 December 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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