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by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
by OnlyAvailableID / 02/08/2015 at 3:35am / Australia / Animals
Today, I was in charge of taking a delivery of new office chairs for the meeting room at work. The delivery men took the old chairs, but left without delivering the new ones. I can't get in contact with them, and we have a big meeting first thing tomorrow. FML
by ansarias / 02/03/2015 at 9:35am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by pablito / 04/17/2014 at 6:37am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Animals
by BeatByA9yrold / 04/12/2014 at 3:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/12/2014 at 1:24am / United States / Intimacy
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, I got an angry call to the phone shop where I work. The caller demanded that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been tricked because his phone got ruined by water "even though he was using the waterproof application". FML
by OwlSaysBlimey / 11/17/2013 at 2:38am / Sweden / Work
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
by CelibateHero / 10/05/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
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