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cajunman95
  • Town/Country : 29 palms, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 22
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About cajunman95 : Love to write stories and listen to music as well as box or do like anything martial art related although I have only done boxing in a professional manner.

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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (17166)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84213) - you deserved it (13912)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

#296408
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8826) - you deserved it (43740)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by MikeyPeters - United States (Massachusetts)



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