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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cailey1234567890 : I cant explain me. But i got kicked off a merry go round once. That should give you a pretty good idea of who i am. :D

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Today, on a nature hike, covered in poison oak rashes from the day before, I accidentally stepped on a hornets' nest. I'm now covered in hornet stings and I can't scratch the poison oak because I might accidentally touch the stings. FML

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21748) - you deserved it (1469)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 10:36am - health - by Ouch - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was prepping for an interview after several months of unemployment. I had just finished brushing my teeth when I reached back and grabbed a towel behind me to wipe my face. Turns out it wasn't a towel, it was my newly dry-cleaned suit jacket that my wife had put there for me. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 5:55pm - work - by Infadel - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML


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On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother compared having me as a daughter to having a deadly kind of cancer. FML


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On 07/19/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by wtf? - United States (Nevada)

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