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cailey1234567890
  • Town/Country : Portland , USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About cailey1234567890 : I cant explain me. But i got kicked off a merry go round once. That should give you a pretty good idea of who i am. :D

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Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13832) - you deserved it (49693)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35488) - you deserved it (9468)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48012) - you deserved it (6233)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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123 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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101 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:08am - animals - by frame (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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