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Today, ma boyfriend dumped me. His reason was tat ma laug is really annoying an makes im want to "stick a babby in a blender". big fat looool FML

#20786622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46012) - you deserved it (9000)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was about to make a left turn . In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change . On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and wavd . She leand out and yelld, "The light's rd, asshole." FML

#20786059
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (13580)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... as I was about to enter a public restroom... a man walked out and said... "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of mah life." It was the ladies restroom. FML

#20785565
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46658) - you deserved it (3114)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, ( If you love something, let it go . If it comes back to you, it's yours forever . If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be . ) She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door . FML

#20784969
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49966) - you deserved it (4383)

On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today , after my parents left 4 the weekend , my "friends" decidd to throw a party at my house despite my protests. In order to get them to leave , I calld the police. I was the only one arrestd , while they got warnings. FML

#20783919
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48068) - you deserved it (8461)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:46am - misc - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my grlfriend of six weeks dumpd me when she learnd that Macedonia where I was born is in Europe. Apparently she thought that I looool was "Asian" an she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah I'm totally confusd too. mega FML

#20782409
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52811) - you deserved it (3469)

On 07/14/2013 at 4:08pm - love - by WTF (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while mourning friend's recent passing, dad told me to shut the fuck up because "worse things are going on in the world". FML

#20782358
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51217) - you deserved it (4314)

On 07/14/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

#20780355
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50097) - you deserved it (3992)

On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sopping wit ma girlfriend,en a girl cummed out of nowere, looool screaming at me for ceating on er, and saying se was dumping me. I've never seen er before, and se was almost grinning during er little act, but ma girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

#20779978
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65933) - you deserved it (3844)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I let 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on phone while I made her lunch!! I returned to find she had dropped phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends!! FML

#20776430
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47448) - you deserved it (17422)

On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

#20776380
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58670) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today... after I got turned down fir yet another job... dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is alway a stable market. FML

#20776199
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56196) - you deserved it (5978)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States



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