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cabrillo56

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cabrillo56 : I like to laugh and read about people who "think" they have an FML. The way I see it, we all have FML moments. Message me if you want to chat

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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cabrillo56's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

by kittybad / 06/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

by Laviolette / 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

by married / 10/16/2010 at 8:31am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 3:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love