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bwinski

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7829
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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bwinski's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (2731)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (2201)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24411) - you deserved it (1556)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (9057)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

#21445449
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15997) - you deserved it (23462)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22309) - you deserved it (2871)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29190) - you deserved it (3802)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

#21443362
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23223) - you deserved it (8708)

On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (4487)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

#21442921
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24977) - you deserved it (3260)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

#21439774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (1824)

On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

#21439092
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (4663)

On 07/09/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

#21438456
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32810) - you deserved it (2682)

On 07/08/2015 at 10:44am - love - by freshly single (woman) - Aruba

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

#21436783
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (1730)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (2074)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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