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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1998 (17 years)
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About butterflies07 : I've been an FML lurker for about 3 years now and decided to make an account! I'm always on and it's great reading on the toilet!

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Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML


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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

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