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by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health
Today, my dad got angry with me for not watching "Better Call Saul" with him, because he thinks it will help me with law school. He did this while I was actually reading for a class taught by the top health law professor in the country. FML
by randommanwill / 02/16/2016 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 2:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by SadIndianLife / 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm / India (Delhi) / Love
by BashyDaBest / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by blackonblight / 11/11/2015 at 6:23am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Miscellaneous
by dirtytoes / 11/06/2015 at 9:27am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by GoldenSteve / 11/05/2015 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love