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by Anonymous / 06/26/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML
by Kn0wledge123 / 06/26/2013 at 1:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by mymomplucksbutthair / 06/25/2013 at 4:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
by bloodprincess / 06/25/2013 at 1:13pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
by couch girl / 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm / Singapore / Work
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 12:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by chaoticcupcake / 06/25/2013 at 11:28am / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
by opherehehhehe / 06/25/2013 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by thanksdoc / 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
by xx-look-at-xx / 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
- Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her… Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by… Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I…