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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About buddy_J : If you actually want to know anything then message me on kik. Chris.Jennings15

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buddy_J's favorite FMLs

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (4252)

On 09/30/2015 at 5:13pm - misc - by ZombieGirl0417 - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19723) - you deserved it (58509)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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